Save Your Manhood Tip #53: Your Watch Shouldn't Just Look Manly. It Should SOUND Manly.

As men who refuse to compromise our masculinity, we can rejoice that the Big Watch is in back in full power, complete with fighter pilot, paratrooper, SCUBA, espionage, and other daring adventure themes. These macho watches feature a bezel diameter of 50mm or more. But if you want a watch that doesn't just look manly but SOUNDS manly, then get off your duff and buy a TW Steel Canteen Watch #TW11. Just say "TW Steel" and you feel your chest hairs grow, you're overcome with the urge to crush beer cans with your bare hands, and you find that your forearms have instantly grown discernible striations and salient bulges.