My friend wrote this about Facebook:
I swore an oath early on with a friend of mine that we'd both get one together, knowing we both hated the idea of it. Every time I've had a moment of weakness and thought of starting one, the oath kept me, and he tells me the same thing.
We're both very happy about it. I've spent four decades cultivating a life of silence, mystery, and social obfuscation. I don't need it all undone by Mark f***** Zuckerberg.