So it's the day after Halloween and your kids have enough candy to cause a hypoglycemic explosion in their pancreas. What to do you do? You have them give it to the Sweets Fairy in return for a special gift for more appealing than candy.
In my case, I will give my daughters a 5-pound canister of whey protein powder, chocolate most likely, to pour over their oatmeal. I can hear them now:
"Thanks, Daddy, for the protein powder. You're the best dad ever."