1.
Don’t make your thesis too broad. George Bush’s war in Iraq is a
conspiracy based on his alliance with Israel, his desire to procure
cheap oil, and his unconscious need to outdo his father’s invasion of
Iraq.
2. Don’t make your thesis too obvious. Cheating through the purchasing of your essays is morally wrong.
3. Don’t write a thesis that has no emotional appeal. The Honda Civic thesis, practical but no adrenaline rush.
4.
Be sure to develop a thesis that has the power of knowledge and
conviction. This can’t be arrived until several “false thesis”
statements and false paths. Bad news for you:
5. Do write a thesis that takes the contrary view.
6. Do write a thesis that contradicts mainstream assumptions and beliefs that deserve to be challenged.
7. Be sure you support your thesis with logic, examples, and research.
8. Be sure your paragraphs are at least 100 words long.
9.
Be sure to use college-level transitions between your paragraphs.
Likewise, similarly, indeed. To the contrary, in contrast, alas,
10. Be sure to have an exciting title that focuses on your main topic.
11. Be sure to finish your essay with a succinct restatement of your thesis.
12. Be sure to include a Works Cited Page with 3 sources minimum.
13. Be sure to use headers.
14. Be sure to double space with New Times Roman in 12 font.
15. Be sure to staple your essay in the upper left corner.
16.
No matter how good your thesis is, no matter how good your ideas are,
no matter how well organized your paragraphs, your essay is entirely
dependent on your writing style: the voice, which should contain high
and low language, and a pungent, sharp, powerful voice.
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