Looking for a cocktail that affirms your manly nature and attests to your ability to stomach the most foul things imaginable? Then look no further than the Sour Toe Cocktail Club. Featuring a severed human toe in whiskey, the cocktail's toe is brown and sour and lets people know you liken your drinks to the pioneer days when manly men sojourned the hostile Alaskan landscape in search of a pot of gold. The drink is so popular that hundreds of men--real men--leave the Downtown Hotel in Yukon legal right to their own big toes so that upon their death they may contribute to the most macho drink ever created.
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