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July 01, 2011

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Ed S.

I hear ya. Even when I confront callous dog-walkers and nicely ask them not to let their mutts shit/piss on my wife's carefully-tended flower beds and lawn, they actually reply "It's not your property, it's the city's property!" Well dip me, lady, but I'm the one who pays the gardeners to cut the grass, and pays for the water for that grass, and maintains the watering system. I want to follow these a-holes to their home and at least take a whizz on their lawns, but I know I would be arrested and charged with all sorts of crimes from stalking to indecent exposure and malicious mischief.

Gary

Many years ago, an aerospace engineer friend of mine was having trouble with a neighborhood dog peeing on his wife's flowers every day. To solve this problem, my friend rigged up a device with a battery and some electrodes in the flower bed. The next time the dog came by to do his thing, he got a mild warning not to do it again --- zzzzzzzzzzzzzap! After this incident, the dog in question always crossed the street before my friend's house and crossed back over after my friend's house.

Ed S.

I'm an engineer and could easily duplicate that setup, but I don't wish to harm the dumb dog, it's not his fault, it's the idiot owner who needs to get zapped.

Dan

Once you identify the neighbor, go and buy a small roll of doggie-doo bags, place them conspicuously in front of your porch with a VERY large sign that can easily be read by all of your neighbors that reads "Here ya go *neighbors name*! Please pick up after your dog, you dipshit." The embarassment will solve the problem, and will be much cheaper than a surveillence camera.

spin

This is illegal & unethical but..........Many years ago a 'neighbor' got on my nerves & i didn't want a confrontation. So what i did was put some epoxy glue in his car door locks & gas cap lock.

Jerry

I LOVE Dan's idea. Please let us know how this turns out!

Brian

Try this website - they will anonymously send a one quart or one gallon bag of crap - you have a choice of elephant, cow, or gorilla waste.

http://www.shitsenders.com/

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