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Men don't really shop; they exercise primal urges and instincs, like killing a wooly mammoth for supper. You'll never hear a woman say this: "I pulled the trigger on a mint condition Panasonic RF-2200."
Sometimes men pull the trigger more than they like and hide their trophies from their wives. The term for hiding your winnings is "financial infidelity."
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Oh no. I shop. I definitely shop.
When I pull the trigger it's usually on a CZ 452, S&W 686, or Ruger Mark III. Different thing entirely.
Posted by: Bill | December 23, 2011 at 10:15 AM
It takes a sane man to know the difference between mundane shopping and pulling the trigger on a CZ 452.
Posted by: Jeffrey McMahon | December 23, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Ah, but there are no sane men, or women either. There are only lunatics you don't know that well yet. :D
Posted by: Bill | December 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Everyone has some lunacy in them, indeed, but if everyone is a lunatic then no one is and that is a dangerous form of nihilism and not very good survival either.
Posted by: Jeffrey McMahon | December 23, 2011 at 12:38 PM