Chuck E. Cheese Proved Far Worse Than I Ever Imagined

 

Comments

[Gary]

I've never been there, but I've heard many of the same things you experienced.

I guess you're not going to make it as one of their premiere customers.

[Ulysses]

I'm just glad you managed to get out of there before the animatronic robots malfunctioned, put on cowboy hats and started shooting up the place. If anyone gets that reference, they might recognise the similarities between it and Chuck-E-Cheese.

I had to google this place, though i'm well-aware of the rampantly commercial nature of many a beloved American food establishment. The first time I, as a UK citizen, saw Adam Richman chowing down at a variety of beloved eateries, I was disgusted. Excess seems to be admired by some of these food chains. Their mascot disturbs me. It is supposed to be a mouse, but it has no nostrils and wears the shifty expression one would typically associate with an unsavoury man lurking in the bushes surrounded a park for kids.

[Angelo]

The concept itself doesn't bother me. I take my kid there from time to time. But the food is beneath disgusting. I refuse to order the food. I tell him I'll get him ten dollars worth of tokens and he can knock himself out on the games as long as he wants, trade tickets for lousy plastic junk----and we go somewhere else for lunch or dinner.