Social Inappropriate Behavior: I'm the First to Tear into the Dessert Tray

I told my wife Carrie about a dream I had last night in which I was at a funeral and before the service had ended, I was at the buffet table gorging on cinnamon rolls and cookies. 

Carrie said, "That is so you. At parties, you don't wait for the hosts to announce dessert. You're already tearing into it while people are still eating dinner." 

Carrie can't take me anywhere. Now that I think of it, she doesn't anymore. 

 

Comments

[Conniesdad]

What, not even back to apologise? This is my wife's favourite saying, I try to live up to it.

[herculodge]

I suppose if I ever re-enter that dream, I will indeed apologize.