Carpool Kenny Won't Work; Nor Will the Dummy from SkyMall

I doubt this inflatable man will fool highway patrol as you speed down the carpool lane. This dummy reminds me of a manikin you could buy at SkyMall a decade ago. It showed a mustached dummy sitting on a chair in front of a single woman's living room window and the ad made it clear that a woman will no longer be seen as living alone. 

If a woman buys this dummy, she's saying, sadly, that she's given up on finding a real mate and worse the stupid purchase will repel potential candidates.